The Chronicles of Quiver Dick – Out July 9th, 2018

The wait is almost over!

The Chronicles of Quiver Dick is officially set to release on July 9th, 2018! Featuring your favorite character from Metal as Phuk – The Chronicles of Quiver Dick is a hilarious RPG, where you play as Old Man Quiver in his youth.

All of us at Crankage Games have been BLOWN away at the amazing support we’ve received, and we’re very excited to be able to share this new game with you! We hope you enjoy playing it, as much as we’ve enjoyed creating it for you.

The Steam store page is up and running, so add this to your Wishlist TODAY!

The Chronicles of Quiver Dick on Steam

Happy Gaming!
Crankage Games

Metal as Phuk on Sale and New Trailer

Hello everyone! Metal as Phuk is available at an incredible price for the rest of this week, coming in at an amazing $1.49 USD. As well, we’ve just finished putting together another trailer, which you can check out on the Steam page for now – it will be uploaded to the website soon! (

We’ve got more excited news coming soon, so stay tuned!

– Crankage Games